So today I'm not writing a blog post. I'm painting a strange mosaic with unrelated and ridiculous pictures. Some are funny, some are just sick. Enjoy.
This walrus is ashamed. Clearly he's overweight.
My only friend.
This makes more sense than you know.
A good friend of mine
I never saw it coming. Came out of nowhere.
G.I. Joe!
I did.
Oh Silly Hans, you're so silly.
This is what the Yankees do to people
Sick.
He's an erudite ape.
Drunken pony rider
Drunken bulldog who happens to wear Calvin Klein
Bizarre.
This is how to walk a dog. Not lazy at all.
This is definitely not lazy.
Normal.
Augh!
What a handsome face
A real man's man.
HA.
Reminds me of a buddy of mine.
George Clinton, your hair is awesome. And, your awesome is hair.
Delicious.
If you don't get this watch Dune. This is friggin' hilarious.
I hope my children make podcasts.
Aww. Corn dogs are so cute.
He's having so much fun.
Corn dogs: neither corn on the cob, nor a dog. Sure they contain corn, and hot dogs, but that just opens a whole new can of worms. Hot dogs aren't made from dogs either. In fact they're made from excess pig parts that no one else wanted. So why not call a hot dog a "hot cylinder of pig entrails," and call a corn dog a "cylinder of pig entrails wrapped in processed corn bread." Mmmm. Just makes the mouth water. But, even knowing all that, and renaming it, people would still buy them. Why? Because they taste good. Sure, they might give you a coronary, but what doesn't these days? I mean you can have heart problems from eating hamburgers and french fries for crying out loud. You can become sterile from staring at a microwave, or get brain cancer from using your cell phone too much. So, why not indulge in a corn dog? Might as well.
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