This is the month that will change your life forever. It is March.
As some of you know, every March they (they being colleges that are decent at basketball) play a tournament called March Madness. But, as interesting and life-changing as that can be, this March there is a different event for men and sports enthusiasts alike. It is called....
MARCHSTACHE MADNESS.
This is the proposition:
Grow a mustache this month. Then, after galavanting, schmoozing, and having the greatest time of your life, send in a picture to the facebook event (Side note: join it first).
Here's the event
And here are some staches:
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Ghandi. Oh yes he did.
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A severely overweight president (but the 'stache was somewhat slimming Mr. Taft)
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I love this picture. It's like the cat staged it and Dali is shocked.
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Wyatt Earp. BAM.
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Ballsy move.
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What?! Michael Jordan too? Yeah he did.
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Magnum P.I. (if you grow the 'stache, the TV stardom, sports car, and ladies follow soon after)
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Greatest quarterback of all time
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Greatest quarterback facial hair of all time.
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DITKA!
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This is not actually Groucho Marx. This was me at a party last year.
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In case you forgot, Ghandi, again.
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Yesssss!
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I always ask myself if Nietsche was cross-eyed every time I see this picture.
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Clooney. That's ammunition for all the anti-stache ladies out there.
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C'mon Tyrone, it'll be fun.
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Rollie Fingers
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I have that same shirt. Why you always raiding my closet Hogan?
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Boggs with his arms doing the mirror that his 'stache is doing.
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This is how I dress when I go to the gym.
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I think he'd look like a monkey without facial hair.
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Once again. The all-time greatest.