Movember. It is upon us.
It is that special time of year when men reaffirm their manliness, and non-men reaffirm their non-manliness, or support of men who are manly, or become manly if they are not yet already and want to become so. How do they do this?
Perhaps I can illustrate the cause best with the following photos:
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Sam Elliot. I believe he just picked you up. Not just the ladies.
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Isaiah Mustafa. He's on a boat, and he has a moustache. Capris. Trifecta.
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Double the fun. Style points.
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This transcends the word moustache.
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This moustache transcends the word face.
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Even Brad Pitt. That's right.
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Salvador Dali is perfectly normal.
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Even the ladies can do it.
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Kevin Kline never looked more debonaire, and unsavorily satisfactory.
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There will be moustache. There will be. Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Rollie Fingers. All-time, All-Star Moustache.
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Clark Gable. The moustache distracts you from the polka dots.
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Errol Flynn. Better tie, less moustache.
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Groucho Marx. He so funny.
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Charlie Chaplin. Iconic.
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Remember that Burt Reynolds guy?
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San Diago. Ron Burgundy.
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Lando Calrissian, the only black man in the universe...and an awesome moustache.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigAAYx7SoVf4-UjQtK0kXuq3B6b-z6OPXC1sZgtOmEF_Qz41DeoQ0DSNj5-OHLbkVLWgEZbQ1yLCLUQkPHrVV44S2TEFq38N_jefJ3T61EhblTkvykqG3Ig3zk8m1Ztr0hSChLoWOiSGx8/s400/tom-selleck.jpg)
The greatest moustache the world has ever known. Thank you Tom Selleck.
Moral of the story: I forgot. I was lost in the awesomeness that is Tom Selleck's moustache. Oh yeah, something about Movember...