Showing posts with label truck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label truck. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Good times

So I did an image search for 'good times' and here is what I got:

He's definitely having a good time. I can't say the same for the horse.

Perhaps they had some good times before this. Or maybe this is 'good times' in comparison to the rest of their lives.

Jimmy Walker always has a good time. I mean, his finger is a stick of dynamite, and there's not much better than that.

I think this is pretty accurate.

Such good times.

Good times the TV show!

Good times mean different things for different people. Different strokes.

George Clooney always has a good time.

BINGO! Oh the good times.

"I'm a weird pedo-sausage freak" good times.

Of course. A rusty old truck. What could be better times?

Magical good times.

Sick pimp mobile good times.

Multiple Santas are always a good time.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

One-up this!

You all are probably well acquainted with the one-upping game that goes on with men. It's not attractive to women, and it generally doesn't make men new man friends. It can however gain a man cronies, lackeys, and wannabes, and the occasional ditz. I would never of course lower myself to such silliness. And, that's why I wanted to tell you all about what kind of car I drive.

Some people drive hondas, others drive BMWs, and yet others drive Maseratis, Ferraris, and Lamborghinis. Well, that's all good, but I drive the space shuttle. Yeah, you can brag about your 0-60 in less than 4 seconds and your top speed of 200mph. I can go 0-1000 in less than 4 seconds, and my top speed is 17,321 miles an hour. Oh, and for you truck drivers out there, my maximum payload is 55,250 pounds. Yeah, how 'bout them apples? Oh, and if that weren't enough for you, when I offer to take a lady to the moon, I mean it.