Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Peyton, Reeling From Humiliating Loss, Caught Eating Dominoes Pizza
Denver - After a soul crushing drumming by some football-playing aquatic seabirds (The Seattle Seahawks), Peyton Manning was seen in a nearby hotel eating Dominoes pizza.
Peyton has a lucrative and well-known endorsement contract with Papa John's, and, reliably, Papa John's was none too pleased.
"Peyton was my boy. He said he loved my dough. He was so happy when he did the commercials. I don't know where I went wrong, " said John Schnatter, AKA Papa John.
Peyton was unavailable for comment.
However, Dominoes' company spokesman did go so far as to say, "Neener, neener, neener," to Papa Johns.
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Is this the kind of news that a sports satires have. It is very interesting to hear this kind of news about sport stars. This is the kind of stuff that you don't usually get to hear about.
Jak Manson | http://www.notsportscenter.com
I love reading sports satire. It's nice to see some good-natured humor. My son will get a kick out of this.
Walter Kowalski | http://www.notsportscenter.com
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