Cannibal pumpkin beasts are the worst.
Mean, but effective.
I wonder who it could be...
I pretty much died after I saw this.
That used to be me before I dialed Jenny Craig.
She's so happy.
I hope that made your day. If it didn't, maybe it's time to re-examine your life. Maybe you have nothing to live for. Well, live for this blog. It will always fill your life with meaning. It's a good replacement for Scholasticism, Humanism, McCarthyism, or prisms.