Today I am writing a list of things that you perhaps thought were cool, but are in fact not that cool.
Not that cool list:
instant hand sanitizer
bottle caps from sobe that say "You're kind of a big deal"
t-shirts that say "You're kind of a big deal"
Most novelty t-shirts
potpourri (I did not spell it correctly on the first try)
That annoying Elton John song that goes "I guess that's why they call it the blues..."
First person to respond to today's post will receive a free chair. Like this one:
This is an example of what happens when you have a pet monkey: