Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Forgive me Ohio

Turns out I have estranged my Ohio friends. Not a shock to me. I apologize. That post was written in anger, frustration and bitterness. Ohio has good things. The Wright brothers, Neil Armstrong, The Drew Carey Show. I do not have anything against Ohio sports, I am just consistently frustrated with them losing. As I am frustrated with any of my teams losing. My alma mater, BYU, is a consistent choke artist and joke. It drives me crazy. I apologize to Ross, Man's Man, Bryant, Sayaka, and any others who claim Ohio as home. I love Ohio. But more when they aren't playing my teams in the playoffs. I am a masshole.

2 comments:

Ben Cronin said...

As a fellow Masshole, I feel you completely, Mr. Powers. But I have to agree, that, overall, Ohioans are extremely nice people -- strangely so for us Northeastern shmuckazoids!

Erin The Great said...

I'm still waiting to see if Ross comes back and murders you in your sleep...