Monday, July 7, 2008

Candle Light Potato Dinners


There are many vegetables in the world, but only one potato (excluding the hundreds or even thousands of varieties). The potato is our friend. The average British person consumes 200 pounds of them a year. And, it is America's favorite vegetable. We eat them with our hamburgers as french fries. We eat them with our deli sandwiches as potato salad. We eat them with our breakfast as hash browns and in omelettes.

So then, why with the vegetable being so popular have we not reverenced it and given it a special place at our tables? Why must we sit at a dimly lit table by a veranda overlooking Venice with pasta and salad, instead of a giant baked potato? The answer is simple. We don't.

We can have a splendidly romantic evening with whoever we are wining and dining with just a little music, lighting, and a potato. I must say from experience, that it brings out the best in people. It goes down smoothly and agrees with the stomach much better than salad, making the opportunity for a perhaps more extended romantic evening. The potato has a special magic to it. It has texture and poise, and is beloved by millions. With a potato, you cannot go wrong. Perhaps this year, instead of a bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day, you get her something she'll really appreciate. A sack full of potatoes.

5 comments:

Scott Earl said...

I know my wallet definitely finds a nice potato dinner more romantic. Man, if I keep posting on your blog, I'm going to start sounding like quite the penny pincher.

Michael Powers said...

haha. Well if you pinch now you can grab later.

Scott Earl said...

For some reason I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing...

Ben Cronin said...

The potato kept me alive this winter.

Miles said...

my stomach doesn't agree with potatoes. And my roommates hate it when I eat them.
Sweet potatoes, on the other hand, are divine.