Friday, July 4, 2008

Independence Day


There are floats, parades, rodeos, mud wrestling bouts, pie-eating contests, flags, salutes, hot rods, hot dogs, hamburgers, fireworks, fire crackers, bands, orchestras, random government officials, and of course, much merriment. And that's it. It's all about the fun. It's all about the noise and rowdy exuberance.

The only reason we celebrate independence and years of strife, conflict, blessings and freedom is to have a decent excuse to throw a rager. We, as Americans need to party. We need a national birthday party complete with all the grandiose things and plenty of our rugged American shadiness. We need the Boston Pops playing as the Charles River lights up from firework barges. We need excess grilling, more burning of wood, charcoal, and anything that will make a fizzle. We need exotic dancers twirling patriotic batons and cowgirls decked out in Mary Kay and ribbons.


We deserve it. God bless America.

2 comments:

Scott Earl said...

Man, I'd almost think you're describing Cinco de Mayo. Of course, give it another 20 years and people might be convinced its our independence day, people already think it's the Mexican independence day.

Michael Powers said...

So true. So very very true....and sad.