I am a lone man on the Satire Report. Even perhaps a lone wolf.
Some interesting things to happen since my last post:
*The Chinese planted soybeans on the moon.
*Kim Jong Il turned into an immortal cyborg, using a nuclear reactor that was supposed to be used in a missile test.
*Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France 7 more times and then mooned French Reporters in Paris.
*Monkeys from Gibraltar have taken over the city, one has made himself 'Emperor of the Rock'.
*Joe Biden literally put both his feet in his mouth in a yoga class in downtown Wilmington.
*Nothing else happened.