People and animals the world over have been doing it since the Romans first came up with decent roads. Yes, that's right: Jaywalking. Why, even dinosaurs did it while migrating across Pangea (especially the diplodocus, he had no respect). However, as risky as it can be, it doesn't seem to be going away. In fact, I'd say it's a rather celebrated past time. Perhaps not quite as celebrated as baseball in America, but more so than the birthday of a family's middle child. Some people are better than others, (as evidenced by the unfortunately high amount of pedestrian casualties), and some animals are better than people. Therefore, there is even another tier within the jaywalking clique that is even more exclusive. It is reserved entirely for giraffes.
Enjoy the art of jaywalking:
No officer, I do not drink and drive.
A free tattoo? Sweet.
Egret, please show some common decency. This is not a marsh. Cross the road in the designated area.
INSOLENT CAMEL! No jaywalking, or strutting, or whatever it is you do.
Why don't you write a song about it.
You just couldn't wait could you? Over eager maybe?
Giraffe, how dare you! I told you to go to the giraffe X-ing.
Oh, now I'm convinced.
Ok man, this time you've gone too far.
I hear this little jaywalking incident didn't go over so well. You've gotta pick your moments.
Seriously giraffe?! You're out of control.
What?! Cross-dressing man nun jaywalker?
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