Today I am writing a list of things that you perhaps thought were cool, but are in fact not that cool.
Not that cool list:
Scrabble
instant hand sanitizer
poker chips
pet monkeys
tuna fish
red ribbon
bottle caps from sobe that say "You're kind of a big deal"
t-shirts that say "You're kind of a big deal"
Most novelty t-shirts
potpourri (I did not spell it correctly on the first try)
marfans syndrome
Lanky people
trolls
zen gardens
AT&T commercials
Verizon commercials
That annoying Elton John song that goes "I guess that's why they call it the blues..."
Writing lists
Done.
First person to respond to today's post will receive a free chair. Like this one:
This is an example of what happens when you have a pet monkey:
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7 comments:
FIRST!
Scrabble rocks!!!!!!!
"Lanky".
Great list, but pet monkeys are still cool.
Yes, scrabble is the best game ever invented. Lanky. Noted. Just make sure you get a rabies shot and don't mind the occasional feces fights if you get a pet monkey.
We have no proof that it wasn't the dog's idea. Maybe having a dog is not as cool as it seems, but having a monkey really is.
I want that pet monkey.
dang, I really wanted that kampfy chair... I have a helpful comment though: "potpourri" is french for "moldy pot:" essentially, potpourri is a pot full of moldy stuff. yum!
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