Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Not That Cool

Today I am writing a list of things that you perhaps thought were cool, but are in fact not that cool.

Not that cool list:

Scrabble

instant hand sanitizer

poker chips

pet monkeys

tuna fish

red ribbon

bottle caps from sobe that say "You're kind of a big deal"

t-shirts that say "You're kind of a big deal"

Most novelty t-shirts

potpourri (I did not spell it correctly on the first try)

marfans syndrome

Lanky people

trolls

zen gardens

AT&T commercials

Verizon commercials

That annoying Elton John song that goes "I guess that's why they call it the blues..."

Writing lists


Done.

First person to respond to today's post will receive a free chair. Like this one:


This is an example of what happens when you have a pet monkey:

7 comments:

His Majesty said...

FIRST!

Ben said...

Scrabble rocks!!!!!!!

Morgan said...

"Lanky".
Great list, but pet monkeys are still cool.

Michael Powers said...

Yes, scrabble is the best game ever invented. Lanky. Noted. Just make sure you get a rabies shot and don't mind the occasional feces fights if you get a pet monkey.

Skoticus said...

We have no proof that it wasn't the dog's idea. Maybe having a dog is not as cool as it seems, but having a monkey really is.

squirrelyearl said...

I want that pet monkey.

Lydia said...

dang, I really wanted that kampfy chair... I have a helpful comment though: "potpourri" is french for "moldy pot:" essentially, potpourri is a pot full of moldy stuff. yum!