A blog dedicated to social/political satire and commentaries
by Michael Powers
Monday, December 29, 2008
Freckled People Taking Over the World
Freckled people are taking over the world. They have been plotting it for years now. After centuries of oppression and such painful and caustic expressions like "red-headed stepchild" to the deformed creature Caliban in Shakespeare's The Tempest, referred to as a "freckled whelp," they have finally come back for vengeance. Here are some pictures of their leaders:
Molly Ringwald from the Breakfast Club
And you know that Carrot Top and Lohan are the ring leaders. Scared yet?
Michael Powers is a fairly cultured American with an eye for seriousness, but willing to entertain the occasional dabble into the surreal and the inane. His writing focuses on news, random stories, politics, and social issues with his own brand of cynicism, but always with a humorous or optimistic outlook.