Monday, September 1, 2008


My hair is a commodity. It is a natural resource. And I am not about to entrust it to any unlicensed floozy who calls herself a 'stylist'. My hair needs to be managed by the best. There should be an entire federal department dedicated to my hairs' needs. 

That being said, I'm going to get a haircut today. Hopefully for free. By an unlicensed woman with scissors. It could be dangerous. Blood could be spilt. Hair will most certainly be lost. But the cost os $0 is hard to beat, so I'm taking the chance.

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