
America, God bless her, hacked her way out of the wilderness
with her own two hands, bearing her children along the way…and she used what
she could to get the job done: leaves, sage, newspaper, and now, deluxe super
soft toilet paper. I suppose in the western states this is somewhat
understandable given water scarcity, but in the east they could have thrown a
bidet or bidet hose in from time to time.
It’s just funny because Bahrain has pretty much used up its
natural aquifers and gets at least 70% of its water from desalination; yet,
they’re all about the butt hygiene. And at least for that, I applaud them.
AFTERWORD