Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Peyton, Reeling From Humiliating Loss, Caught Eating Dominoes Pizza
Denver - After a soul crushing drumming by some football-playing aquatic seabirds (The Seattle Seahawks), Peyton Manning was seen in a nearby hotel eating Dominoes pizza.
Peyton has a lucrative and well-known endorsement contract with Papa John's, and, reliably, Papa John's was none too pleased.
"Peyton was my boy. He said he loved my dough. He was so happy when he did the commercials. I don't know where I went wrong, " said John Schnatter, AKA Papa John.
Peyton was unavailable for comment.
However, Dominoes' company spokesman did go so far as to say, "Neener, neener, neener," to Papa Johns.