Do Not Attempt to Adjust Your Screen

Never fear readers! This is not a test. If anything, it's just a very bad cliche.

Your favorite blogger, the infamous Michael Powers, has left us for Brazil and for the time being you will have to settle for me, Enrique Estrella. Hopefully I will be able to provide you with the same amount of charm and wit and cynicism. At the very least I hope to keep your attention long enough so that you are still reading the Satire Report when Michael gets back. Tomorrow we return to our regularly scheduled programming.