I know you like pictures. Who doesn't? But when you're reading my
blog, the pictures certainly aren't worth a thousand words. Perhaps a
chuckle or a grunt, but not a thousand words. However, I would say
that each one of my words is equal to roughly a thousand pictures. I
paint this blog with strokes of an idiot savant/comedic genius. Some
savants can sculpt perfect replicas of animals with their teeth and a
ball of clay, others can help you cheat at black jack (like in the
movie Rainman), while others, like myself, can entertain you with
remarkably crafted blogmanship.

Yes, that is a word. I am that good. I just made up the word
blogmanship and you know exactly what it means. It epitomizes the
essence of greatness in blogospheric prose.

On another note, last night I slept in an Albertson's parking lot in
Ramona, California. And today I am going to the Wild Animal Park in
Escondido to hunt water buffalo and elephants.